A Nacho War Story.

CHAPTER 1 THE LOOKOUTS- It was morning,everything was peaceful come to think of it too peaceful.Qqazz was on look out at the plaza and nothing seemed to be going wrong.While,Person was in the secret hideout in the tunnel under the base camp in the forest.Then Qqaazz heard at clink,the type of clink sound of when someone is coming out of the underground tunnels.He hesitated to turn around but he did.And 5 UMA soldiers were pointing there Ak-47u's at Qqaazz.He knew what was going on and he was going to run and scream like a little girl but,when he was about to the UMA soldiers took him down.Meanwhile,Jack was in the town and he had a gut feeling that something bad was going to happen,And of course something bad did happen.One ACP soldier jumped off of the dance club and knifed Jack.Person was worried,his lookouts never reported back.
CHAPTER 2 SURPRISE!- Person was now worried,and at that sametime 4 ACP tanks came out of the horizon and started firing at the town.But person knew what was happening and sent as many soldiers he could find (to be exact he sent 80 nachos and about 20 RFW soldiers.)And he had 2 ST's (sniper teams)And Person was leading those 100 and some-odd number of soldiers toward about 100 ACP soldiers.Saint was surprised and the first 2 words Person said to saint as they were getting ready to kill 100's of soldiers is "Surprise Cockfags" But Saint couldn't talk back because one of the men on the sniper team accidentally shot saint in the head.
CHAPTER 3 BEE-PHOBIA-Before the Nachos and the ACP were going to kill everyone,a bee landed on one of the ACP soldiers.That soldier hated bees and had a horrible phobia of them.So that soldier started to shoot his Ak-47u at it,then the bee landed on one of the other ACP soldiers,so the other soldier shot at the bee and missed and nailed the ACP soldier in the head unluckily he did that to every single soldier except him self.Now there was only him left and a Second Lieutenant named Ian took the last soldier down.The Nachos and the RFW had the biggest freaking party ever. Person was as drunk as could be (no offense) and everyone else,lets just say you didnt want to see that THE END

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hers the nacho chat URL http://xat.com/thenachosofclubpenguin

The Nacho Chat Room

ok heres the link to the nacho chat,just copy it and paste to the URL above and search it.

ok whats this site for?

Well this site is the second unofficial Nacho website.